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The Funniest Thread There Is!, Posted 04.11.28 #1

Hi Guys

Sabi 'nga ng iba . . . "Our ministry doesn't have to be stressful" . . . oftentimes 'nga it's fun di ba? So share naman some of your choir jokes para lalo tayong sumaya. These are also helpful in order to break the ice or monotony when we give workshops or seminars about our ministry.

Here are some that we use. Hope you like it:

Pari: O ano kamusta na ang choir n'yo? Napapadasal ba ang mga nagsisimba kapag kumakanta kayo?

Choir member: Opo, father, sa katunayan nga kanina lang habang kumakanta kami'y naririnig kong nagdarasal 'yung katabi kong parishioner.

Pari: Ah mabuti naman kung gan'un. Ano naman ang pinagdarasal n'ya?

Choir member: Narinig ko, father sabi n'ya: "Lord, sana magpadala ka ng magaling na music director para sa choir namin dito."


Eto pa isa: Anong tawag sa choir na nag-aaway-away?
Sagot: Choir-rel (quarrel)

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The Funniest Thread There Is!, Posted 04.12.24 #2
Yan ang Pinoy!!!

Guys, have you heard about the story of the mag-ina here in the U.S.?

Anyway let me tell you the story of their life here in
Los Angeles.

Dalawa lang silang mag-ina dito sa Amerika at hinihintay nila ang pag dating ng pamilya nila. Pero unfortunately while they were waiting, the mother died.
The family in the Philippines wants their mom to be buried back home pero it was so expensive.

Pero dahil majority of the family wants it that way,
walang choice ang anak dito sa States kung hindi sundin ang mga nakakatanda sa kanya. Dahil nga very expensive, she decided to just remain in the
States and ship the coffin unaccompanied.

Ng dumating na sa Pilipinas ang kanilang ina, may
napansin ang pamilya na hindi maganda.
Ang mukha ng mother nila ay dikit na sa salamin ng coffin.

Sabi tuloy ng isa, "ay tignan mo yan, hindi sila
marunong mag asikaso ng patay sa Amerika".
To cut the story short, they prepared the coffin for
viewing. Pag bukas ng ibabaw ng coffin, may napansin
silang sulat sa baba ng dibdib ng kanilang mother.

Nangi-nginig na binukasan ng kanilang ama ang sulat at
binasa sa lahat ng taong naka-paligid. Ang nilalaman ng sulat ay ito:

Mahal Kong Itay At Mga Kapatid,

Pasyencia na kayo at hindi ko nasamahan ang ina sa
pag-uwi diyan sa Pilipinas sa dahilan na napaka-mahal ng pamasahe.
Ang gastos ko nga lang sa kanya ay mahigit sa libo. Ayoko ng isipin pa ang eksaktong halaga. Anyway, Sa likod ni nanay ay mayroon dalawangput apat na karnenorte, ang bag ay para kay Ate, at ang sapatos
ay para kay Kuya, ang mga choklate naman ay para sa mga bata. Bahala na kayo sa distribution.

taken from htttp://www.yehey.com/funpAGE


HMMM MERON LESSON ITONG JOKE NA TO' TRY TOO READ ... HEHEHNEO
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The Funniest Thread There Is!, Posted 04.12.24 #3
heheh...!!! ok yun ah.. comeding-comedy!! ... natawa talaga me!

nawala tuloy yung pagod ko sa kakatawa!

thanks for sharing... nice one, francischoir!!!
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The Funniest Thread There Is!, Posted 04.12.28 #4
Gustong gusto ko itong joke na ito, Classic na nga eh, marami na ngang inovations ito eh...Great!!!

Susunod si Dan na taga Bicol... kakatuwa din ito...bitinin ba?.. iniisp ko pa kasi yung buong kwento eh.. he he he
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The Funniest Thread There Is!, Posted 04.12.29 #5
Hi Guys

Nakakalungkot naman, balik na kami bukas sa Tokyo (sigh). Doon na kami sa magnu-New Year (yes!! hehehe).

Anyway, here's a corny joke na napapanahon:

Christmas season na at pwede nang umawit ng mga Christmas songs sa Misa. Ngunit meron pa ring nakakalusot. Pakiggan natin ang pag-uusap nina Pedro, ang Parish Choir Coordinator at si Juan, isa sa mga choir leaders.

Pedro: John, pinatawag kita kasi may mga parishioners na nag-complained . . . hindi raw liturgical ang Entrance at Resessional songs ninyo kanina. Alam mo namang hindi pwede ang kantang "Rudolf, the red-nosed reindeer".

Juan: Alam ko naman 'yun, Pete . . . kaya lang request lang n'ung bisitang pari natin na nagmisa sa slot namin.

Pedro: Baket sino ba 'yung bisitang pari natin?

Juan: Si Fr. Rudolf po.

Pedro: Ganun ba? . . . Pero baket naman "Frosty, the Snowman" sa Recessional?

Juan: Eh, kasi 'yung kasama n'yang pari nag-concelebrate nag-request din . . . si Fr. Frosty naman.


. . . Sabi sa inyo corny, eh.

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The Funniest Thread There Is!, Posted 04.12.29 #6
hmmm well.. try this joke ewan ko if this is an insult to those who have some speech defects. anyway take this joke as only a purely joke Wag nyong seryosohin....

Nabangga ang kotse

Isang Umaga sa Kalye, meron kotseng umaatras:

Driver: "Pare pakitingnan kung mababanga ako"
Taga-Sigaw: "Sige po ser!"
at ilang sandali na lang....

Taga-Sigaw : "KASYA! KASYA! KAAASSSYAAAA!"
... at bigla na lang bumanga yung kotse *blaagag*

Driver : "Nakupo keplos nabanga!"

Taga-Sigaw :"ANO KA BA NAMAN SABI NG ME PUNO NG KASYA EH!!! TRAS KA NG TRAS!!!"

Driver: napakamot ulo
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The Funniest Thread There Is!, Posted 04.12.29 #7
Another joke hehe ito.. medyo nakakatawa talaga
Erap and Miriam

The most intelligent "presidentiable"

The most intelligent "presidentiable", Miriam Santiago, has challenged the least intelligent presidentiable to a televised
debate.

To make things interesting, Miriam says that every time she asks Erap a question which he cannot answer, Erap has to pay Miriam five pesos. BUT if Erap asks Miriam a question which she cannot answer, Miriam has to giveErap five thousand pesos.

Miriam asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" Erap doesn't say a word, reaches for his wallet, pulls out a five-peso bill and hands it to Miriam.

Now, it's his turn. He asks Miriam: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" Miriam looks at him with a puzzled look.

She whips out her laptop computer and searches all her references. She taps into the phone with her modem and searches the Net. Frustrated, she sends E-mails to all her aides, assistants, and friends. All to no avail.

After over an hour, she admits defeat and hands Erap five 1000-peso bills. Erap says nothing, but politely accepts the Ps5,000 and turns away to go home.

Miriam is a poor sport and demands from Erap, "Well, so what IS the answer!?"

Without a word, Erap pulls out his wallet and gives Miriam another five pesos....
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The Funniest Thread There Is!, Posted 05.01.06 #8
ang galing natawa ako sa badang huli...cool!! si erap tagala.... ask ko lang bat five pesos lang kay erap.... hahahha.... ok ha kuya francischoir
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Ha ha ha!!, now we know kung sina mas intelihenteng Presidentiables.. Ha ha ha!!....

Ito naman!!

Si Dan na taga Bicol


Si Dan na Na US of A ay isang TNT, minsan na binisita sa ng kaibigan nya doon..

Jules: Pareng Dan, bakit yata di ka lumalabas at namamasyal, ang ganda!, ganda dito sa US eah

Dan: Pare!, Mahirap na baka kasi matyempuhan tayo, ipatapon ako pabalik sa Pinas

Jules: Pare!, sigurado ako di ka mahuhuli, o eto ang $10,000, mag enjoy ka...

napilitan ang ating bida na mamasyal at mag shopping...nagenjoy naqman ang ating bida at nawala pansamantala ang kanyang takot... maya-maya, magbabayad na sya sa Counter

Cashier: Cash or Visa Master Card?

Dan: (Nakupo!, hinahanapan nya ko ng Visa, yan na nga ba ang sinasabi ko eh)

sa takot ni Dan, di na lang sya bumili at dali daling naghanap ng payphone para tawagan ang kumpare nya..

pag dating sa sa phone Booth... "AT & T...

Dan: (aahhh, patay!, ang dami ng nakakakilala sa kin)

nang may lumapit na amerikano sa kanya at sabay tanong.. "Is that Your Green car that blocks my way?.. ang Dan di na malaman ang gagawin, nagwala na sa loob... maya maya may lumapit uli para gumamit ng phone

American: Hey!, what happen, are you done?

Lalong naginig sa takot si Dan...

Dan: (Wah!!!, pati pangalan ko alam nya!!!)
American: Hey!, Be cool man, be cool, i'll just wait
Dan: (patay!! na talaga pati kung saan ako galing alam na nila...

Ayun ang pobreng Dan, Umuwi na lang ng pilipinas, sa takot


Yun lang po....


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The Funniest Thread There Is!, Posted 05.01.12 #10
headline bukas ngaun ang broadcast!!!

* Capt. Hook dumaan sa Quiapo, pinirata!!!

* Palaisdaan, nasunog!!!

* Tahanang Walang Hagdan, inakyat!!!

* Unanong madre, napagkamalang
penguin!!!

* Bulag nakapatay, nagdilim daw ang
paningin!!!

* Iceman nanood ng porno, nag-init!!!

* Tindera ng suka, tinoyo!!!

* Teacher nagkamali, tinuruan ng leksyon!!!

* Eroplano nag-crash, lahat ng pasahero
namatay sabi ng mga survivor!!!

* Basurero nagsampa ng kaso, binasura!!!

* Dahil may reklamo, eskwelahan ng mga
bingi nag-noise barrage!!!

* Lalaki natagpuang pugot ang ulo, inaalam
pa kung buhay!!!

* Barbero tumestigo sa krimen, ayaw
paniwalaan!!!

* Misis ng photographer, nakunan!!!

* Tindera ng tubig, namatay sa uhaw!!!

* Kaso ng pilay, nilalakad!!!

* Invisible man, nakita na!!!

* Labandera nagkamali, sinabon!!!

* Lalaki kumain ng boneless bangus,
natinik!!!

* Janitor sumali sa basketball, nilampaso!!!

* Paco binaha, kinalawang!!!

* Dahil lagi raw tulog, guwardiya binantayan!!!

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